I’m so tired of being haunted by you in my dreams
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
"They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit."Ugo Eze (via saddereyes)